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2023 was your hottest year yet

Author

Bella Rose Mortel
December 06, 2023 • Estimated Reading Time: 3 minutes

Hey Slayers,

Welcome to the Office Slayers— your no BS guide to being the hottest and most confident version of yourself.

Please enjoy the Office Slayers version of Spotify wrapped: hot girl wrapped💅

Use this as your time to reflect on your own hot girl journey as you’ve gotten a little smarter, funnier, and hotter every single day!!

Let’s do this:

You, a hot girl:

  • treated yourself 52 times

  • learned 36 new Gen Z vocab terms

  • spent 67,484 minutes hot girl walking

  • increased your income by thousanddssss (personally I started at $0 and now have a job! neat!)

  • added 14 new bits to your everyday repertoire

  • had someone you were dating buy you something 67 times (at least)

  • were in the top 5% of people who have mastered the art of delulu

  • spilled piping hot tea 2,045 times

  • upgraded your signature scent once (it only takes one)

  • journaled 69 pages

  • introduced 6 new emojis and memes to your workplace comms

  • ABSOLUTELY SLAYED 365 days of the year

  • read 12 Office Slayers newsletters :)

The way you slayed this year made you a hero!

GEN Z VOCAB BABY

  1. rizz: how good you are at flirting, spitting game. comes from the word “charisma.”

    brought her back because she’s Oxford’s word of the year!

  2. let them cook: just let the person continue their action, keep doing their thing, let them do what they’re good at

    other variations include: let him cook, let her cook, let us cook


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That’s all from me today! Can’t wait for all of us to grow into the hottest slayest most confident most beautiful-brilliant-hilarious-radiant versions of ourselves.

See you next time ;)

Bella Rose