Hey Slayers,

Welcome to the Office Slayers— your no BS guide to being the hottest and most confident version of yourself.

You might be thinking “Hmm…I haven’t seen Office Slayers in my inbox in 5ever”

And you’d be right, because I was on a hot girl hiatus.

Not that I was on hiatus from being a hot girl, just that I was on hiatus and also was a hot girl while doing it.

Missed you, too 🫶

Let’s just get right into it:

We’ve been in Autumn for over a month now! I know you’ve all been aching for the hot girl to-do list of the season (Hot-umn, duh)

How to be hot when the weather gets cooler:

1. Rewatch an iconic comfort show.
   
   My recommendations:
   
   Gilmore Girls (start from season 1 and watch the whole thing tbh)
   
   Gossip Girl (Thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while “Whatcha Say” by Jason Derulo plays. That’s history.)
   
   Friends (Holiday episodes; RIP Matthew Perry 😔)
   
   What’s so hot about rewatching your favorite shows? Hot girls know what makes them happy and they do it.
   

2. Get a new scent of the season.
   
   A perfume, a candle, an air freshener — whatever your prerogative is.
   
   My new scent of the season is DedCool Xtra Milk. And I’ll be so fr and say I was influenced because all the TikTok girlies said they get 7646254728 compliments when they wear it.
   
   I don’t even know what she (the fragrance) smells like, but my sister already told me she’s gifting me this for Christmas so I’ll report back. 🫡
   
   Also, Xtra Milk is genderless, so it can be experienced and enjoyed by any of the hot people reading this newsletter.
   
   Hottest compliment in the whole world is when someone tells you that you smell good. So let’s all compliment each other on our brand new scents.
   

3. Upgrade your workspace.
   
   We should always be upgrading our workspace, tbh. But it’s important to do this in the fall time to 1) stay organized, 2) keep slaying, and 3) make room for the mugs that hold our fun seasonal drink.
   
   Look at your desk and treat yourself with some new tech or just declutter and get some brand new pens. Of course, what ever makes you feel good.
   
   Personally, I have finally purchased a monitor after 3+ months of having a literal job. No longer being a one-screen-woman is one of my main slays of 2023.

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That’s all from me today! Can’t wait for all of us to grow into the hottest slayest most confident most beautiful-brilliant-hilarious-radiant versions of ourselves.

See you Wednesday ;)