hot girl sh!t

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Hi Slayers,

Welcome to second(?) edition of Office Slayers— your no BS guide to being the hottest version of yourself.

It did take an upheaval happening in the commons to bring about this edition. BUT, trust: I’ll be in your inbox every. single. week.

I got so much good feedback about everyone's hot girl walks. So glad you’re all making the time to think about how awesome you are while you move your body!

In today’s edition, we’re covering other lifestyle shifts that make you a super hot girl in & out of the office.

Let’s just get right into it:

One of the most important parts of being a hot girl is deciding you’re going to be one— day in & day out. For a lot of us, that means we’re in for a lifestyle shift.

This is definitely NOT a lifestyle shift that means uprooting your life, breaking up with your boyfriend, and using box hair dye. Or worse, cutting bangs. Yikes.

Though new places, new people, and new looks will inevitably happen as we evolve as people, hot girl shifts (yup, 5 letters) are the little things.

Or, more specifically, the little everyday life things that may seem mundane, but you decided that you want to appreciate them and make them mean something.

Need some examples? Fear not:

Here’s a list of things that are hot girl shit

(4 letters this time. Because that’s hot.)

  • Always having 3 beverages on the desk (one for hydration, one for energy, one for fun)

  • 0 sense of direction

  • Being a personality hire

  • But also being really good at your job

  • Hot girl walking (very scientific Office Slayer explanation here)

  • When you get a haircut, it’s always just a little too short

  • Thinking any dirt trail is a hike

  • Cream cheese

  • Telling people to bffr*

  • Blocking focus time on your calendar

  • Taking yourself out to dinner

  • Hustling (9a-6p)

  • Waking up early

  • Delicious coffee treats → watch this for the best Starbucks order in the world

  • Asking questions other people want to answer :)

As you can see, preferred bagel toppings and constantly needing a GPS aren’t a big deal at all.

But I decide to see those little specific things about me and my everyday life as an opportunity to appreciate who I am as a person.

Loving yourself = slay.

I Love You GIF by Loof and Timmy

yeah <3

So, if you’re looking for a lifestyle change, being a hot girl could be pretty fun.

Two main things to keep in mind as you make your own list of hot girl shit:

  1. Don’t force it

  2. It only has to make sense to you

GEN Z VOCAB BABY

let’s all learn something new!

  1. *bffr (verb): be f***ing for real. just be straight up and honest.

  2. sus (adjective): suspicious af

  3. af (adverb): as fuck

In next week’s edition, I’ll be covering what to do in those moments when you don't feel like a hot girl, and how to bounce back.

Spoiler alert!!!!! It absolutely does work out for you!!!!! Even better than you could ever imagine!!!!!!!

(Still check back next week though so, like Doja Cat herself, we can really get into it (yuh).

That’s it from me. Can’t wait for all of us to grow into the hottest slayest most confident most beautiful-brilliant-hilarious-radiant versions of yourselves.

Keep slaying & see you next week ;)

Bella Rose