the roman empire

but for hot girls

Author

Bella Rose Mortel
September 20, 2023 • Estimated Reading Time: 3 minutes

Hi Slayers,

Welcome or welcome back to the Office Slayers— your no BS guide to being the hottest and most confident version of yourself.

Today we’re talking the Roman Empire, duh.

Hot girls have their finger on the pulse. Let’s get into it:

If you haven’t been living under a rock for the past week or so, today’s Roman Empire topic needs no explanation.

Just in case this is the particular week you’ve chosen to go off the grid and find yourself (only to return for the drop of Office Slayers), I’ll save you the “roman empire trend” Google search.

In a new TikTok trend, men think about the Roman Empire all the time.

In the trend, women ask their husbands, boyfriends, and occasionally their brothers and dads, how often they think about the Roman Empire.

And, according to the men on the clock app, if you’re a man and don’t think about the Roman Empire at least once a week, you’re doing it wrong.

Idk, I don’t make the rules.

This trend has made the women of the world wonder:

“What’s the Roman Empire for the girlies?”

  • Our future weddings?

  • Tom Holland’s performance of “Umbrella” by Rhianna on Lip Sync Battle?

  • or maybe even Princess Diana?

I’m not sure.

What I do know? Exactly which things hot girls think about every 2-3 business days:

Enter: the list

  • The very first scene of Gossip Girl

  • baby tees

  • Baccarat Rouge 540

  • being hot

  • if they would’ve survived the Titanic

  • bed and breakfasts

  • the extent to which they are an astrology girl

  • their dreams and goals and how good things will always happen

  • keeping plants alive

  • a game-day beer (tall boy)

  • experimenting with a new look

  • cheese and crackers

  • Instagram captions for photos they haven’t taken yet

  • packing up everything & moving

  • a little treat

GEN Z VOCAB BABY

  1. Valid: expresses that something is understandable

  2. Main character energy: Gen-Z’s way of romanticizing life: pretty much investing in yourself and doing things that make you happy

  3. Cap: lie; or false. “No cap” means you’re not lying

Thanks for reading! If you’re one of my fav subscribers who have requested a specific edition of Office Slayers— it is on the way!!🫶

Can’t wait for all of us to grow into the hottest slayest most confident most beautiful-brilliant-hilarious-radiant versions of ourselves.

See you Wednesday ;)

Bella Rose