Hey Slayers,

Welcome to the Office Slayers— your no BS guide to being the hottest and most confident version of yourself.

Today we’re talking stardom, world tours, a bunch of screaming fans, and most importantly, getting the limo out front.

Girl, with that smile?? You’ll be an overnight sensation 🌟

I’m about to spill the tea on the one thing that will make your life more fun to live and your day to day so much more interesting.

It’s this little thing the girlies are calling:

The Hannah Montana effect

What’s the Hannah Montana effect?

It’s this little something we have in our everyday life that is some combo of:

• cool

• interesting

• fun

• silly

• something you’re passionate about

that happens regularly in your life that makes you feel like a superstar when you do it.

It’s important to remember that this could be anything— it doesn’t have to be as crazy as actually living a double life and somehow no one recognizes you when you’re wearing your blonde wing.

It’s just an activity. An extracurricular. (Work doesn’t count!) Literally anything— and when you do it, you just know you’re that girl. You’re a fucking star.

If you’re reading this newsletter, I know you already have your Hannah Montana thing.

Here are some examples:

1. you’ve been doing magic since you were 8, so you bring a deck of cards with you everywhere and can pull out a super cool trick at any time.

2. your barista at your favorite coffee place knows you by name.

3. you can bake the best banana bread in the world, but you only do it on special occasions.

4. you got your first die-hard fan on social media, and they’ll interact with literally anything you post.

5. you’ve mastered the face you make in photos, so you never ever look dumb on someone else’s Instagram.

6. you got the lead in your community theater play this year. you’re legit the town celeb!

7. you’ve gone to the most pilates classes this year, and now the people at the pilates place want you to be an instructor.

8. you have beautiful handwriting and now you make everyone in your life gorgeous handmade cards with calligraphy.

9. you alwaysssss put your friends on new music, can make a fire playlist, and you’re designated DJ at the pregames.

10. you’re an HR girlie by day and an line dancer by night

in these moments? you are no longer Miley Stewart !!!!!!!

Wouldn’t be right if I didn’t give credit to one of my fav influencers, Eli Rallo, who inspired this week’s edition 🫶 

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That’s all from me today! Can’t wait for all of us to grow into the hottest slayest most confident most beautiful-brilliant-hilarious-radiant versions of ourselves.

See you next time!!! ;)