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be the funniest person in the room
Hiiiii
It is, once again, your favorite email of the week!!
In certain group situations, I can sometimes be known as “the funny one”
how the HR queen introduced me to a new hire at beehiiv. “Pretty funny” — I’ll take it.
Sharing a few of my favorite “bits” in today’s newsletter so someone reading can be the funny one!!
Feel free to steal any of these and make it your personality for the next 3 months:
My favorite bits:
For when someone compliments something about you that you were born with:
Starting niche, BUT these are always a crowd favorite.
Context: I was #blessed to be born with a cool name: Bella Rose. So when people compliment my name, I usually say either of these things:
1. “Thanks! I got it for my birthday!”
2. “Thanks, my parents paid extra” (usually in response to ‘how did you get a name like that?’ or something)
For when anything bad happens:
Someone stole your parking spot, you got dumped, things are not working out the way you planned:
“Hey, that’s showbiz baby”
What can you do? It’s just showbiz
For when someone tells you they did something and overcame a minor setback:
Example: someone tells you they had to go replace the paper in the printer but there wasn’t any by the printer so they had to go to the storage room.
Simply reply with: “You are so brave and strong”
Hahaha.
For if you’re from a small town / middle of nowhere place:
If someone asks you where you’re from, tell them where you’re actually from but the key is in the follow up. Example:
Person: “Hey where are you from?”
Me: “I’m from Belton, TX…it’s the Maui of the south”
The bit: Maui of the (wherever)
Could do so many more of these but I shall save that for a later newsletter :)
#CommitToTheBit
What I’ve been up to (podcast version)
I was a guest on the 2 Pizza Marketing Podcast a few weeks ago! I chatted with the host, Ashley, on all things beehiiv organic social.
If you don’t want to listen to me yap for 30 mins, scrub to 25:55 and listen for about 3 mins to hear me tell a silly story about a time I messed up running beehiiv’s socials🤯
The tea is I never told anyone at work that I made this mistake…so if my bosses who read this want the tea, the link is right here.
GEN Z VOCAB BABY
🚨Trigger warning!! Bad words🚨
As of late, if you’ve been on Hot Girl Twitter, you would have noticed the reclamation of some…negative slang.
The best example of this: cunt (sorry lol)
Basically, if you’re “cunty,” you’re slaying. You’re giving what needs to be given. You are divinely and fabulously feminine.
“Omg you’re serving cunt” = ✅
“You’re so cunty” = ✅
“It’s giving C U Next Tuesday” = ✅
Example of a woman serving cunt in the most beautiful way👇
I have literally only ever heard this used by women or members of the LGBTQ+ community to other women or other members of the LGBTQ+ community. Something for my straight male king subscribers to keep in mind (love you still!).
Keep this one out of the office tho, save it for when you see the girlies at the bar.
Happy women’s history month btw 💗
That’s all from me today! Can’t wait for all of us to grow into the hottest slayest most confident most beautiful-brilliant-hilarious-radiant versions of ourselves.
See you next time!
😘,
Bella Rose